well lets take this test first to find out

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● B R I T I S H ●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. ( wtf? )
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor ( whooo??? )
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." ( oh bloody hell is soooo Spike from Buffy )
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. ( yummie )
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer. ( it is soccer XD )

Total: 4


● A U S T R A L I A N ●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year. ( I hate thooosseee )
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll. ( i like barbie though oke only her dresses! )
[ ] You love the beach. ( too much sand -___- )
[x ] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something. ( i collected Koala's XD )

Total: 2


● I T A L I A N ●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. ( ieeww )
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. ( acutally an à! )
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. ( she is dead now, god rest her soul, but HELL YEAH! )
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. ( I now how Canederli taste even better! )
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.( half ducth blond and blue eyes )
[x] You speak some Italian. ( fluently e una bellisima lingua )
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is. ( eeeuuuhhh )
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! ( eat it almost every day )
[x] You talk a lot with your hands. ( guilty! )

Total: 8


● S P A N I S H ●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. ( oke i try to XD )
[x] You like tacos. (<33)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. ( HELL NO so breezer slut style -__- )
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. ( hihI )
[x] You talk fast occasionally. ( ALL THE TIME! )
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4


● R U S S I A N ●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. ( what it is a common name? )
[x] You get cold easily. ( I like to cuccle good excuse right XD )
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3


● I R I S H ●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. ( mc donalds )
[x] You have blue or green eyes. ( blueee )
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. ( no please )
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 2


● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. ( not that much but I am a fan of eminem and some others too )
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. ( yeah a watergun i know! )
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (who isn't in these days -___- )
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


● A S I A N ●

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes. (again: ask my friends)
[x] You like rice a lot. ( nasi gorneg please! or risotto! )
[x] You are good at math. ( yeah I like it )
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2


● G E R M A N ●

[ ] You like bread. ( only in a restaurant with special butter XD )
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good. ( euhm.. NO? )
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. ( yummie too )
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 4


● C A N A D I A N ●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. ( who doesn't XD )
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French ( qui hihi )
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi. (watched it once or so )
Total: 2


● A M E R I C A N ●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians. ( I don't hate people for their religion! it's stupid )
[x] You're lazy. ( yeaahhhh )
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. ( when I was in America I loved it they have everything XD I don't care if it's cheap it is funny! )
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1


● B E L G I A N ●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. ( does balcony count ? )
[x] You like french fries. ( only the big real belgium ones are the best! )
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. ( ooohhh yes ! )
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian. (NOOO heineken XD )
[x] You speak both Dutch and French. ( hell yeah dutch, frech I get it a bit too )
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café. ( it's a BAR )
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car. (>.>
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4


● D U T C H ●

[ ] You like the color orange. ( it's a queensday only colour! )
[x] You are a football enthusiast. (Only with WK and EK I was on tv withthat once Italy against NL I was for Italy <3 )
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'. (often?? Not every girl that lives in Amsterdam goes there when needed go to friends much easier and free XD )
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (LIve in Amsterdam soo.. HELL YEAH )
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature. ( bunny! bunny! bunny! bunny! bunny! )
[ ] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handi-work projects. ( I like to do things with my hands! )
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania. ( whatta??? )

Total: 4


● A R A B ●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English". ( whatte ? )
[ ] You laugh at other accents.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. ( just sushi and NO salmon )
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. ( i want to XD )
[ ] You dislike reading. ( no I like it Dan Brown here i come XD )

Total: 0

SO I'm ITALIAN deal with it

this was very funny
I'm like 1/2 italian and 1/2 dutch
It's fun to see how many typical italians things I have without knowing XD
like talking with a lot of handmovement

you should make this too it is fun XD